It's happened!

One of me coaches this is about like;
This coach came into t'bitsofbikes sale thing and actually bought, bought mind you a gawdy skin-suit because, he told me, he was told it would make him look thinner. Despite the fact the chap is like a rake anyway. As it happens, and don't mention this to a soul mark you, it looks 'orrible. That's the trouble with these bitsofbikes sales things, people come in and buy some real bargains and then get carried away and buy 'the worst jersey in the world' and the like. The sale has a reputation for it and people flock from hundreds of miles just to see the jerseys.
I suspect this particular jersey will reappear at Christmas when we have the worst jersey competition. What do you mean, you have never heard of that comp? Well, after the Commie Games and the World champs, this is the most prestigious event of the year and usually costs me a few bottles of wine I'll have you know.